To my new and old followers..Im trying to hug you...
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First 30 to re-blog get promoted to thousands of...
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Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...
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Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
brightestsnitchofherage: Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.
If you follow me, you are more than just a number...
I agree! Xoxo
I like some of my followers better than my...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I wish I could do this to my followers: and I wish I could do this to some of my facebook friends: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Oh my goodness dead on!
When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
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jackie411: THIS SHIT IS NOT CUTE.
Due to "lack of room," NYC Police Officers, Port...